QUOTE (from pt. 1):
women. you frustrate me! are you incapable of casually dating? do you know that you don't have to enter a relationship 2 months after a dating a cool chick? and you DO realize you said 2 months ago you were completely disinterested in a relationship... "YOU LIE!!!"
been doing more theorizing on this...
here's what i've come up with:
it's not that you chicks are lying; the issue is that we are on 2 different pages.
i say: i'm not interested a relationship [implied: because i have baggage or because i'm selfish or because i already know you're not relationship material].
YOU say: i'm not interested in a relationship either [implied: because i hardly know you so how can i possibly want anything serious with you right now].
the problem with a statement such as this is that your situation will most likely change over time if 1: you get to know the chick and 2: she turns out to be cool (and then implied 3: if she doesn't do random shit to blow you repeatedly). this is fine and all because everyone is allowed to change her mind. but you have to understand that MY situation is not based on anyone else. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO OR SAY OR HOW MUCH TIME WE SPEND, I'M NOT CHANGING MY MIND. because it's not ABOUT you. we can spend time and have a ball but that won't change the fact that i'm bitter about my past relationship. or that i'm selfish right now. or that i just wanna get hoes. or whatever the issue may be*
so i feel like y'all kinda ARE lying. you ARE interested in a relationship. you haven't identified who you'd like to be in one WITH... but as soon as you find her, you're gonna be all over it. so let's try to work on that wording. when you meet someone and she says she's not interested in a relationship, ask her "BECAUSE WHAT?" communicating about both of you guys' 'becauses' is CRITICAL!!!!! then when you say whatever you say - wait... i'ma just go ahead and suggest that you don't even bother starting off with being uninterested in a relationship because it's misleading. instead, you should say this: obviously i can't say if i'd want a relationship with you right now because we hardly know each other and my mind isn't even on that at this point. but as far as what i'm looking for... i'm not the type that prefers extra casual dating/sex so i'd like to find someone with whom i canspend time and if it goes well, a relationship would be good with me.** this way, all cards are on the table and you should have a better chance of finding someone who is on the same page as you.
* for the record, i am actually neither of these things any longer. and i WOULD be interested in a relationship if i came across someone who had her life in order and didn't blow me. but i can tell right off if you have your life in order to the extent that would make you relationship material (IN MY OPINION). so when i give you the "i'm not interested in a relationship" line, the implied because is: because you aren't relationship material. but that doesn't mean you'd be a total waste of my time. which brings us back to my past liquor analogy. if this approach doesn't work for you, then DO NOT ALLOW ME to expose you to my charm! i will no longer feel guilty about anyone who gets alcohol poisoning from their dealings with me. but what i WILL do is issue a disclaimer: caveat emptor!
**make this a memo in your phone so that you may refer to it and even convert it to an email or text message if need be!
women. you frustrate me! are you incapable of casually dating? do you know that you don't have to enter a relationship 2 months after a dating a cool chick? and you DO realize you said 2 months ago you were completely disinterested in a relationship... "YOU LIE!!!"
been doing more theorizing on this...
here's what i've come up with:
it's not that you chicks are lying; the issue is that we are on 2 different pages.
i say: i'm not interested a relationship [implied: because i have baggage or because i'm selfish or because i already know you're not relationship material].
YOU say: i'm not interested in a relationship either [implied: because i hardly know you so how can i possibly want anything serious with you right now].
the problem with a statement such as this is that your situation will most likely change over time if 1: you get to know the chick and 2: she turns out to be cool (and then implied 3: if she doesn't do random shit to blow you repeatedly). this is fine and all because everyone is allowed to change her mind. but you have to understand that MY situation is not based on anyone else. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO OR SAY OR HOW MUCH TIME WE SPEND, I'M NOT CHANGING MY MIND. because it's not ABOUT you. we can spend time and have a ball but that won't change the fact that i'm bitter about my past relationship. or that i'm selfish right now. or that i just wanna get hoes. or whatever the issue may be*
so i feel like y'all kinda ARE lying. you ARE interested in a relationship. you haven't identified who you'd like to be in one WITH... but as soon as you find her, you're gonna be all over it. so let's try to work on that wording. when you meet someone and she says she's not interested in a relationship, ask her "BECAUSE WHAT?" communicating about both of you guys' 'becauses' is CRITICAL!!!!! then when you say whatever you say - wait... i'ma just go ahead and suggest that you don't even bother starting off with being uninterested in a relationship because it's misleading. instead, you should say this: obviously i can't say if i'd want a relationship with you right now because we hardly know each other and my mind isn't even on that at this point. but as far as what i'm looking for... i'm not the type that prefers extra casual dating/sex so i'd like to find someone with whom i canspend time and if it goes well, a relationship would be good with me.** this way, all cards are on the table and you should have a better chance of finding someone who is on the same page as you.
* for the record, i am actually neither of these things any longer. and i WOULD be interested in a relationship if i came across someone who had her life in order and didn't blow me. but i can tell right off if you have your life in order to the extent that would make you relationship material (IN MY OPINION). so when i give you the "i'm not interested in a relationship" line, the implied because is: because you aren't relationship material. but that doesn't mean you'd be a total waste of my time. which brings us back to my past liquor analogy. if this approach doesn't work for you, then DO NOT ALLOW ME to expose you to my charm! i will no longer feel guilty about anyone who gets alcohol poisoning from their dealings with me. but what i WILL do is issue a disclaimer: caveat emptor!
**make this a memo in your phone so that you may refer to it and even convert it to an email or text message if need be!
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ReplyDeleteHA! classic! love the lawyer terms included... "ceveat emptor"! only doctors and lawyers yuse latin daily. lmao
ReplyDeletefuck... no more shots in my coronas tonite.
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