women. you frustrate me! are you incapable of casually dating? do you know that you don't have to enter a relationship 2 months after dating a cool chick? and you DO realize that 2 months ago you said you were completely uninterested in a relationship... "YOU LIE!!!"
so here's the thing: dating is similar to alcohol consumption. we're all adults. i don't know how high your alcohol tolerance is. i don't know how long you've been drinking. nor do i know WHAT you've been drinking. but what i DO know is that i've been drinking minimum 80 proof for the past 10 years. and not just hood cognac or your average vodka but champagne, cacacha, wine, sangria, mescal. i know my limits. and they're pretty high. not often will i get off my square. not often will i slur or stumble. not often will i drink until i throw up (also known as "drink more than i can handle").
women are drinkin more than they can handle, throwin up, AND gettin hang overs (please follow the metaphor). what they don't realize is 2 things: 1) again, i don't know you and your limits. if you come drinkin with me, i'ma do what i do and stop when i know i should. and i'm assuming that as an adult you're doing the same. 2) i'm only human. once i realize how sloppy drunk you are, i MAY find it hard not to take advantage of you. #imjustsayin
ladies why aren't you paying attention and limiting your alcohol intake? i'm not the first one you've come across. you've been here before. you fell for a chick when you didn't expect to. you said you didn't want a relationship and then changed your mind before. you spent time with her and THOUGHT she was changing her mind and was gonna wife you when she already told you what it was. but you keep doing it.
and i guess i'm just ultimately confused at the way people think: "you should just pull back" or "you shouldn't be fuckin these girls" or "you can't give everyone your best." like i told a good friend, "my NOT best is still fuckin amazing." haha i joke, i kid. but why am I the one pulling back or struggling to resist you when you're throwin it? i get bored. i get lonely. i wanna cake. i wanna have sex. (say this like John Witherspoon in Friday "i like pig's FEET" lol)
it's unrealistic to expect me to have enough discipline for me AND you. especially when you apparently don't even have enough for yourself.
= end rant =
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