gotta keep it trill

cool right?

Say Aah

So a friend of mine was out and about on a Sunday morning, doing wholesome and innocent biddings (as one should do on a Sunday morning), when she was approached by a nice looking older gentleman. He skipped all small talk and cut to the chase: Do you want a sugar daddy? Of course, her interest was piqued and she demanded to know more. He explained that he loves a chocolate woman, specifically one with curves as curvy as hers [insert more seconds of flattery here] and in return, all he would like for her to do after having her way with Apple or Marc Jacobs or whomever may tickle her fancy… is to tickle his taste buds by “using the bathroom in his mouth."

Now I don’t know about YOU but MY mind is racing a mile a minute.
Here are my conclusions on the matter:

1. He may use the Sugar Daddy plot to lure women to his home, where he then chops their bodies into little pieces – before or after they indulge his excrement fetish. And he may or may not do unmentionable things to the tiny pieces (I won’t shock and appall you with just how outlandish my mind works by going into further detail).
2. He may be an otherwise normal man, aside from a probably-not-so-rare fetish, and he realizes that most women aren’t down for such behavior… but also realizes most people will do anything for the right price.

And here’s my side note about R. Kelly and other similar pedophiles: I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that the best (and most cost effective) way for men with this sort of penchant for human waste to get what they need would be the underdeveloped mind of an undeveloped minor girl. Because once you get older you start being burdened with bothersome things like morals, self respect, and concern for hygiene. They have no choice but to try to get to these young chicks quick before they’re tainted with sense and sensibility!

Enough about them though. Let’s talk about you. What are your thoughts on golden showers and such? And since we all know that everyone has a price… what’s yours?

Love Lockdown

So I’m at work watching Lockup: Extended Stay and this episode is titled “Love in Lockup”. The show begins to highlight different inmates in romantic relationships, and how the prison tries to prevent such relationships. The administration was asked by the production crew why they wanted to prevent these things, and they replied “it’s to keep confusion, and fights to a minimum”. This made me create a scenario, what if I got locked up? Granted I would have to be involved in some pretty illicit behavior in order to be sent to the clink, but really what if? Would I have a prison boo?  Who knows, it’s a possibility that out of 20 convicted felons there’s a least 1 or 2 that’s kind of hot. I can go a step further and hope maybe they got sent there for a non violent crime like check fraud or identity theft. The possibilities are endless! Lol the truth is more than likely a lil bleaker though. My thoughts are there’s probably a high crack head to prostitute ratio in most facilities and not much else in between, so I’d just find Allah, read a ton, learn a bunch of big ass words no one knows, use them in regular convo, and call it a few years. What about you though? What would you guys do if you got sent up the river? Tell us!!!!

Sadiyya Ameena

Put This On My iPod Pt1

comedy.

Its all about YOU

Its spring, and we're doing a little cleaning. Lets just say we're straightening out a few things, and in doing so we hope to make bigger and better expereinces for you all. Tell us what you want from us, and please take FULL advantage. This opportunity dosent happen so often. (we usually like to do all the bossing around)  Hook up the survey below, so we can find out all the things you need to get the party started RIIIIIIIGHT! http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/RWDSLXY

Breaking my Heart

As the summer approaches how many of you will be single? 

 Some people like to play house, and get cozy with a "special buddy" during the winter months, but as soon as the weather breaks your phone starts going to voicemail a lil too frequent than once before. Now enter the "I need space" conversation then...... *BOOM* you're back on the market without a hitch, and you now have availabilty to get at all the hot young trim the city has to offer.

Sound familair? Or is this just what I do? lol I kid....but in the spirit of break up season tell us your storys of "dump". Be it you killing some sweet girls dreams, a tale of your ex stomping on your heart, or you sticking it to that airhead bitch you used to date.....sorry I had a flashback. Either way we wanna hear them all. The person who provides the best "break up" story wins a special prize from us!

In McQueen's World

Alexander McQueen has never failed at having a standoff-ish powerful impact on fashion. His strategy was impeccable and unfortunately he was one of the Greats to plead suicide. His clothes, or lets just say everything he touched told the WORLD, 'You can't fuck with me!' He deserves every recognition and even though people are still trying to figure this guy out, his latest collection for Autumn/Winter 2010 is by far the most bizaar and has left a personal yet timeless stamp on The World of Fashion. Haute Couture and High Couture at its Best. Using images of heavenly figures such as wings and angels, textures such as feathers and feathered heels!! It is a must-see if you are into Artsy Endeavors. He forever lives and that was his point. Move To Your Own Beat but don't kill yourself, unless that's something you're into. Love you McQueen.

Girl on Girl... @ The Shrine

It's ladies nite... lucky for you... 

Angie Mar is NOT on the mic. 

The DJ's & the drinks BANG!

If you're lucky, you might too at the night's end.

Every Thursday.

Hosted by mi favorito chicas of F.A.M.E.

Beige & Faith

A Sweet Song For That Special Lady

Today's Letter Kids is G

domestic abuse

disclaimer: this post will depart from the usual money cars clothes hoes fuckery; i apologize in advance.

apparently i would be hard pressed to find a lesbian who has not been a part of some sort of domestic foolery with her girlfriend. this is not me passing judgment. this is not me saying that i've never gone to Crobar, double fisted Moet and Patron for free thanks to Missy the bartender, come home in my skinny jeans and Coach sneakers, and slapped an unwanted house guest because she was reluctant to leave. this is not me being unable to recognize that to err is human. and to forgive is divine. but forgiving doesn't mean staying with or going back to her. this isn't me telling you what to do either. but it is me saying that, in my 28 years, no woman that i have ever loved* has ever punched me, choked me, muffed me, slapped me, kicked me, stomped me out... nothing. it is possible to keep it cute and respectable even when you're so mad you could spit fire. this isn't me implying that if she hits you she doesn't love you, either.

this is merely me saying that though it may have happened to you before, and the majority of women that you know... it doesn't happen to everyone and it doesn't have to happen to you again. #weoffthat #ontothenext

*there was that one time my mom choked me up against the bathroom wall when she found out i forged her name on something for school... but i digress.

they look nice and carefree here.

but you and i know what went down in that limo!

How many of us have them?

I always love a good adventure.

AND AIN'T NOBODY FRESHER!

I'm in Maison, Martin Margiela!! Shoe game!!

I'm In Miami B!!!!!!tch

For all intents and purposes I'd like to give my winter coat the finger!

REAL NICE N BIG!

...And not the one followed by alil fellatious activity.

THE LESBIFRIENDS ARE INVADING MIAMI THIS WEEKEND.

HOLD YOUR HEAD AND BRACE YOUR NECK.

AND PLEASE BE READY TO BEND THAT BACK.

WE'RE JUKIN'!

Barbie Loves Her Accessories

The subject of haute

The Mafia of Fashion.

I only post this to inform you. The subject of Haute Couture and the perception "fashionistas" have taken has greatly disturbed me in a couple of ways in which I will explain in only Facts. If you have a “passion for fashion” this pertains to those of you that simply just don’t know. I just ask that you know your History.

First. Pronounce Check.

HAUTE |ōt| (or haut) Which we all should know means fashionably elegant or high-class. However, if you are conversing or thought that pronouncing the ‘H’ in Haute was okay, then you were misguided. The ‘H’ is silent, you know, just like the ‘H’ in herbs. The other night, I was watching a YouTube video of June Ambrose (Stylist) and I noticed, while all in her fabulosity, she kept sounding out the ‘H’ in Haute in her dialect. Yet to mention, throwing around the word Haute is a big No No in Fashion itself. Which brings me to the next fact...

Second. The Core Meaning of Haute Couture

Haute Couture is the most expensive garment there is on the planet. Why? Because of the preparation and the dedication. The best seamtresses sew every part, every seam of a dress by hand… Usually taking days to complete one dress BY HAND. Details is heavily defined when dealing with an Haute Couture piece. Not only sewing the dress by hand is a requirement to speak of Haute Couture, but the fabric itself is also why a garment would run you about a half a million dollars or more…Right. Haute Couture is a protected name used by only firms that meet certain well-defined standards. Simply Put. When I mentioned The Mafia Of Fashion, that is exactly what I meant. Considered the Father of Haute Couture, Charles Frederick Worth, wouldn’t be so pleased to hear how loosely and degrading some people have used the word ‘Haute’ or any Fashion House for that matter. In France, the term haute couture is protected by law and is defined by the Chambre de commerce et d'industrie de Paris. Their rules state that only "those companies mentioned on the list drawn up each year by a commission domiciled at the Ministry for Industry are entitled to avail themselves" of the label haute couture. The criteria for haute couture were established in 1945 and updated in 1992.

read more after the HUMP

The Phuckery Revival

So your local superhomos, The LesbiFriends,

invaded Plush Ultra Lounge and well...

Phuckery by the boat load.

...while we have your undivided attention...

just wanna keep you abreast of whats next.

:: 02.14.10 ::

STUPID CUPID

make up or break up

:: 02.14.10 ::

we'll have a live band jam sessionin' w/ a DJ...

you prolly wont wanna miss it.

#TRACKLEGS