if you thought you had a good time at a strip club before, take a trip to magic city so you can realize you never knew what good was. chum it up with the 400lbs bouncer who will try to befriend you, after sending you back to your car because he found the camera you thought you could sneak in. make a bee line for the bar and spend 15 minutes deciding between the high priced shots or a bottle, whilst being distracted by the bartender's melons (she will put your debit card and ID between them if you keep your tab open). grab a seat front & center and prepare to be amazed, fall in love, spend your rent money, and get high off contact.
tight weave. flat stomachs. double clit rings. thigh high boots. soft skin. straight teeth. track legz.
pick out your favorite chick and spoil her (you can't afford to make it rain on all the hoes, grasshopper; simmer down). keep your legs open and lean back while she gets low before your very eyes. engage in witty banter with the MC who will stand in front of you and demand (on the mic) that you tip the girls puttin on the lesbo show just for you. and he will keep an eye out for what brand the bag is that you're carrying so don't try to front like you're broke - he knows best. be impressed as the ass cheeks move individually to the beat.
tight weave. flat stomachs. double clit rings. thigh high boots. soft skin. straight teeth. track legz.
pick out your favorite chick and spoil her (you can't afford to make it rain on all the hoes, grasshopper; simmer down). keep your legs open and lean back while she gets low before your very eyes. engage in witty banter with the MC who will stand in front of you and demand (on the mic) that you tip the girls puttin on the lesbo show just for you. and he will keep an eye out for what brand the bag is that you're carrying so don't try to front like you're broke - he knows best. be impressed as the ass cheeks move individually to the beat.
pole tricks. poppin on headstands. the dollars rain. the bass pulsates. this... is heaven.
The LesbiFriends may be takin a roadtrip for ATL Pride 2010. keep your fingers crossed.
im sorry but... magic city has some of the most beautiful faces... sexiest bodies... smell good scents... and most importantly... SKILLED ASS DANCERS!!! some of the craziest pole tricks i have ever seen... they PRACTICE... it's a JOB... and they need to be RECOGNIZED... actually, i would love for them to teach me some of their moves, which im sure has required lots and lots of training.
ReplyDeleteon my trip there (ATL pride 2008), i made 3+ visits to the atm that had an 8 dollar fee on it. smh. and spent well over $200 on these women as the MC screams out to the men, "ya'll gonna let this sexy femme chick outtip ya'll!!!" and my friends watched in disbelief.
and then jermaine dupri walks in with little bow wow literally making it rain... my measly $200 bucks went unnoticed. :-/
lovely weaves... no bullet wounds like majority of local strip clubs (no matter the city)... gorgeous faces... white teeth... like... i would never, BUT they were smooth and fresh enough to take home. #imjustsayin
now... i understand i may have a greater appreciation since i'm a lady lover AND a technically trained dancer, BUT...
i think it's needless to say... EVERYONE SHOULD EXPERIENCE THE ART AND BEAUTY OF MAGIC CITY!!!!
HA! the passion in this last reply... smh... exactly how i feel when i see TRACKLEGS. just does something to me...
ReplyDeleteI went there in the summer. Not only amazed by the bodies but by the physical prowess as well. Had a nice convo with Cocoa who is currently in college and made a contribution to her tuition fee.
ReplyDeleteI am a strip club advocate. Best experience of your life and they work damn hard (in and out of the club, some of the best people you will ever meet)! They deserve every dollar.
ReplyDeletePlus they give good motivation!