Ok, gather 'round young ones, let us talk for a moment about something very important to the longevity of our species. The Pocket Pony. Rubber Rambo. Goliath. *record skips* whoa whoa whoa... maybe not Goliath, but you know what it is: The Dildo. Add a harness to the mix and a dash of lube and you've got the fixin's for an event that'll have you unable to look your grandma in the eye next time she asks you to pass the Crisco.
But, before you go off knockin' down walls Bob Villa, it's best to get to know the tools of the trade, and which is right for the job you've been contracted to perform.
Read more after the hump.
