raindrops (them oohs, them ahhs)

if you thought you had a good time at a strip club before, take a trip to magic city so you can realize you never knew what good was. chum it up with the 400lbs bouncer who will try to befriend you, after sending you back to your car because he found the camera you thought you could sneak in. make a bee line for the bar and spend 15 minutes deciding between the high priced shots or a bottle, whilst being distracted by the bartender's melons (she will put your debit card and ID between them if you keep your tab open). grab a seat front & center and prepare to be amazed, fall in love, spend your rent money, and get high off contact.

tight weave. flat stomachs. double clit rings. thigh high boots. soft skin. straight teeth. track legz.

This Is Important: Theories On Booty

Colored jeans tend to make your cakes look better.
Colored jeans can do nothing about that face.

Good booty looks like a happy face and makes you smile, wack booty looks like its frowning at you, in turn you frown back.

I have no ass, but much forehead. Some tribes in Africa exhalt forehead over booty, thus... I GOT CAKES!!! 

When i wanna show my butt i dont wear bangs.

Men with booty should be subject to riding the crimson wave too, cus thats just not fair.
 
It's ok to refer to an ass as Jurassic. 

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see how that works?