So I’m at work watching Lockup: Extended Stay and this episode is titled “Love in Lockup”. The show begins to highlight different inmates in romantic relationships, and how the prison tries to prevent such relationships. The administration was asked by the production crew why they wanted to prevent these things, and they replied “it’s to keep confusion, and fights to a minimum”. This made me create a scenario, what if I got locked up? Granted I would have to be involved in some pretty illicit behavior in order to be sent to the clink, but really what if? Would I have a prison boo? Who knows, it’s a possibility that out of 20 convicted felons there’s a least 1 or 2 that’s kind of hot. I can go a step further and hope maybe they got sent there for a non violent crime like check fraud or identity theft. The possibilities are endless! Lol the truth is more than likely a lil bleaker though. My thoughts are there’s probably a high crack head to prostitute ratio in most facilities and not much else in between, so I’d just find Allah, read a ton, learn a bunch of big ass words no one knows, use them in regular convo, and call it a few years. What about you though? What would you guys do if you got sent up the river? Tell us!!!!
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Its spring, and we're doing a little cleaning. Lets just say we're straightening out a few things, and in doing so we hope to make bigger and better expereinces for you all. Tell us what you want from us, and please take FULL advantage. This opportunity dosent happen so often. (we usually like to do all the bossing around) Hook up the survey below, so we can find out all the things you need to get the party started RIIIIIIIGHT! http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/RWDSLXY
Saturday, April 10, 2010
As the summer approaches how many of you will be single?
Some people like to play house, and get cozy with a "special buddy" during the winter months, but as soon as the weather breaks your phone starts going to voicemail a lil too frequent than once before. Now enter the "I need space" conversation then...... *BOOM* you're back on the market without a hitch, and you now have availabilty to get at all the hot young trim the city has to offer.
Sound familair? Or is this just what I do? lol I kid....but in the spirit of break up season tell us your storys of "dump". Be it you killing some sweet girls dreams, a tale of your ex stomping on your heart, or you sticking it to that airhead bitch you used to date.....sorry I had a flashback. Either way we wanna hear them all. The person who provides the best "break up" story wins a special prize from us!